Monday, 7 December 2009

The Mayans Planned it All Along!

Just now i was drinking away at my coffee, listening to some good music, and wandering around in the realms of facebook, when a conversation i got into led me to a shocking discovery - The Mayan's are right, the world will end in 2012! Just hear me out, i know everyones seen the film and all, but the actual Mayan civilisation did predict the end of the world in 2012, so lets ignore the film completely (even though its awesome) and look at this from outside the box. In a seemingly unrelated bit of information, i think everyone knows Maya (wait a second, that sounds a bit like...), the 3D modelling software used by many. But whats this i hear? Maya is releasing new software... In 2012!!!
My theory is that those cunning mayans still live on, and have been plotting our demise since we destroyed their civilisation. They were a very advanced civilisation so they probably realised that technology would be far more advanced by the 21st century (or whatever that date is in their calendar). So they waited, until they found a way to utilise these technological advances to their ends. They slyly, with a hint of irony, developed a piece of software named after themselves that would be used widely by a large number of unsuspecting people. In my experience many people have called Maya an evil program, so perhaps they were right, and subconsciously could see that it was harbouring something entirely different, just waiting to be released... the end of the world!

But anyway yeah, coursework! Working on my character sketch today, hopefully have an initial sketch up next post (maybe even a smattering of colour) , and then ill need to get cracking on the last 700 words of this essay. Tomorrow me and the guys have decided to get our minds together and write our scripts for our audio adverts, and we've booked the recording studio so we can record each other (and possibly some other sounds, so ill see how much electronic stuff i can fit in my bag... keyboard should fit hopefully.

P.S. counting the top bit as some creative writting, even though it could very well be true!

2 comments:

  1. doesn't explain why there are no calendars for 2012 available.

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  2. My god, he's right people! They've infiltrated the calendar market too! (they were always ones for keeping track of dates and all that i suppose)

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